Pastaloin

When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.

Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 1, 2018

Pastability

Similar to possibility, but involving pasta. A pasta related option. (Noun)

I was thinking of cooking spaghetti tonight, but that’s only one pastability.

Every time I go to the noodle aisle at the store, I’m overwhelmed by all the pastabilities.

by theslurpynoodle March 14, 2019

Pastor Jude-ing

When two men give each other oral intercourse in the 69 position, however, the man on top is doing pushups onto the second man.

Johnny: Bro did you see how ripped Pastor Jude's arms are?
Claire: I bet he has been Pastor Jude-ing his son.

by Faggitmus Prime January 24, 2020

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies

Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.

by flupdates March 8, 2020

Pasta fever

When a guy likes a girl of Italian decent

Guy 1: yo why do you like Italian girls so much

Guy 2:sorry I have pasta fever

by Yourmomdude March 24, 2020

Pasta dick

When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.

My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.

by MERLOT TOMITO June 7, 2020