Pingledwarf

A lazy doted on sibling

Had to mow mom’s lawn and the Pingledwarf sat watching as he fed his face a hamburger and frys . . .

by Realsville May 14, 2021

pingjeneidnd

pingjeneidnd: iphone likes to autocorrect the word 'ping' to this when 2 friends are just trying to play a game of ping pong back and forth over text

friend 1 :let’s play ping pong you start”
friend 2 “ok ping”
friend 1 “pong”
friend 2 “pingjeneidnd”
friend 2 “AUTOCORRECT BAHSNXJDB”
friend 1 *pees themselves*

by pingjeneidnd May 28, 2021

Ping Gate

Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.

This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.

BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.

Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.

by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021

Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'

A highly acclaimed high school in Croatia. It's name in English literally translates "Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'."

man, i cant believe bob flunked out of Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'

by bealtesreference September 4, 2021

Pingblocked

When you are blocked in Twitter by PING LACSON, a egotistical presidential aspirant, sponsor, and author of the Anti-Terror Law that poses a great threat to democracy.

You have been PINGBLOCKED!

by otinoting April 15, 2022

Adriana Pingel

beautiful, sexy and smart woman.

Princess Beauty Adriana Pingel

by booboo12345678 August 14, 2011

High Ping

Something you never, ever want to experience while playing an online game.

John: Wow Billy, you're on a killing spree!
Billy: GOD DAMMIT! I WAS KICKED FOR HIGH PING!
John: Then you should probably consider upgrading your internet.

by Boeing777-300 August 28, 2016