Problems

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur October 18, 2008

anal probe

the only use of the little finger

taking the wench doggy stlye, pop ur little finger up her shit pipe and feel her muff tighten round ur cock n listen to her squeal like a dying pig!

by tadster July 15, 2008

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z

Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"

by wilfordicus May 19, 2009

Sounds like a personal problem

when someone is telling you a personal problem you have no interest/caring about in any way

Jazmin : ‘ I thought I was transferring out of nunes class but noo they had to prank me ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem ‘

Asiah : ‘when I gain more weight and do my nails it’s over for you guys ‘

Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem’

Angelina : I want to fight you so bad
Me : sounds LIKE A YOU PROBLEM .

Devonte : my girlfriend jus cheated on me
Me : sounds like a personal problem

by Ilovepen15 September 27, 2018

problem

A predicament one may find one's self in.

For fucks sake you fucking cunt what is your cunting problem

by Neil999 September 8, 2006

prebeer

Good quality craft beers made available at the beginning of a Beer Swap/Tasting for guests to enjoy before the official Tasting begins.

"We're still waiting for a few more people. Would you care for a prebeer in the meantime?"

by Hassan Ben Sober December 15, 2011

drinking problem

a problem experienced by many whenever they attempt to drink

It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

by utterlybasil June 24, 2015