Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

pressure jerked

a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 19, 2022

greedy pressure

When you fatten a girl up against her knowledge or will, so you can feel the pressure of her huge body as she rides you. A way to easily own your girl by overfeeding her, and then stuff all her holes. The term is found in Eliza Valora’s novel Fat Monster

“Forget weighted blanket, I’m into greedy pressure and pop off when she’s putting it all down on me.”

by GreedyDaddy February 4, 2025

Pressure Washing

Sucking dick.

"Man, did you see that guy pressure washing that other dude the other day? So gay."

by JdizzleLikesCocks May 5, 2015

Pressure washing

The art of pissing into a person's bum hole at full force giving a pressure washer like effect

Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"

by Kiddy man February 24, 2025

pumpkin pressure

the use of persuasion or intimidation to make someone partake in Halloween festivities.

guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.

by magicchinchin April 19, 2018