Prayeranoid

When you are so paranoid you pray about it

Oh gosh, I'm so prayeranoid. Lord, free me from this prayeranoia.

by bayleethan December 13, 2021

praytriotism

What elected officials and others engage in when an issue comes up that they would rather not deal with or hear about.

With all the mass shootings by civilians using legal military type weapons, instead of actually trying to possibly legislate a fix to perhaps curb that epidemic, all we get are thoughts and prayers, true praytriotism!

Massive floods, wildfires and storms getting worse as a result of a warming climate, all the praytriots can offer future generations is thoughts and prayers, instead of actually trying to do anything about it.

by Dogboy15 March 11, 2022

Prayers are Sprayers

Girls who are seemingly innocent are often the most kinky.

Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.

You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.

by Idkmanireallydk August 2, 2022

praymate

A friend who goes to church with you.

This is Andrew. He's my praymate. He goes to church with me every Sunday.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Prayer

(To pray.) A Long forgotten form of meditation in which consciousness is transformed in communion with Source Energy in recognition of self and life force energy is manifested as conscious energy. HOWEVER, operating in contravention with the universal laws of love and doubt consciousness thought forms will stall results.

Paul: Some of those spirit people say

, in prayer “in the name of the Christ.” Kinda weird, and some don’t even say amen.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 23, 2023

Prescott Prayer Chapel

Students at Point Loma Nazarene University in San Diego, CA go here to make out and finger each other’s bum bums. Occasionally people pray here.

“I’m taking Megan to Prescott Prayer Chapel later.”
“Whoooa man, second base already? Nice!”

by quartzlcc August 31, 2021

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022