third-pounder

a special burger that McDonald's did in the eighties where a burger had of a had a third of a pound of meat instead of a fourth of a pound, which is why the burger is named the third-pounder. It turns out the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound, so it was briefly discontinued
1. wow this third-pounder is so big compared to the quarter-pounder!
by Nay Gigger April 25, 2024
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Beef Pounder

When someone jacks you off so hard, it is like pounding beef.
Damn, my girlfriend just gave me beef pounder!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
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(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
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When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"
by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025
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Full Pounder

The Pre-Workout meal of choice for the Sweaty Balls Workout Club. It consists of 4 quarter pounder patties to make a "Full Pounder" burger.
Full Pounder, Kippo. Let's go! sbwc
by FreshMuffinsss March 9, 2022
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Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.
A pounder baldridge a day keeps the doctor away.
by False Devil July 8, 2023
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Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.
Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day
by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025
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