Postabating

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

postteens

Noun
Anyone who's now older than a teenager.

Adjective
Beyond their teenage years.

A playing card set for postteens, featuring all their favorite mid-20's things: skateboarding, okcupid, tumblr, and overpriced kale salad.

by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Posttraumatic Fart Disorder

A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.

How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

deep poss

A high possibility. One can infer that something that is described as a 'deep poss' has a good chance of happening. The depth of the poss can be further described to more precisely detail the chance that something is going to happen. Many senses can be involved here and generally more comforting descriptions elucidate a deeper poss. A deep warm poss, for example, is comforting and therefore likely to occur.

ANTONYM: Shallow poss

Person 1 - "Bonkwoggling tonight anyone?"

Person 2 - "That is a deep poss"

by WildFerg April 28, 2014

Post Video Game Depression

The emptiness you feel inside yourself when you complete the main storyline/campaign of a magnificent game (such as The Last of Us, any of the Uncharted installments and The Walking Dead game by Telltale) and have a brief period of depression where you seem to have no reason to move on with your life.

James: Hey Joe, how was that new game by Naughty Dog?
Joe: Oh, The Last of Us? It was amazing. When the credits started rolling, I went through post video game depression for a short while.
James: I bet. Had the same feeling with Mass Effect 3.

by Lateralus2013 June 28, 2013

Post game depression

When you are sad that you are about to beat a game or have beaten a game that has taken so many wonderful hours of your time.

I have been avoiding my favorite game recently because of my post game depression.

by SwiftPuncture May 9, 2019