pity pull

When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you

"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"

by lemmingdos December 20, 2015

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.

Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.

by Bitterboi3 January 16, 2018

I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.

I pity the fool who threads on me.

by jeek620 December 01, 2022

Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 06, 2017

Pity daps

When you give daps, or props, to someone out of pity because they feel you should have appreciated what you did for them.

“I fixed it and you didn’t even notice.” (Person then tries to give you daps) “Don’t give me pity daps.”

by LHRCJ September 15, 2023

Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious

I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya

by Ab24 March 12, 2024