pityuck

Something that is so gross that its sad.

Straight cis males are PITYUCK

by cain's bestie December 3, 2021

pitywicking

the warping of wood on the inside of wind instruments due to excesive saliva output.

The pitywicking that occurred in my oboe was in direct correlation to my sister's wet mouth.

by Tempe August 8, 2006

Pityhole

A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?

Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.

Guy 1: Her Grandma died.

Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.

Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.

Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.

Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.

by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011

pityriasis rosea

A relentless rash that envelops one's body for six to eight weeks, inducing fits of vomit upon anyone who sees it (including oneself) and taking over one's social life and sleeping patterns in the process. Fear it, embrace it, and don't piss it off. Is not contagious and usually affects young adults in order that their college experience be made as humiliating as possible.

is that 12 hickies on your neck?
no, it's pityriasis rosea.

by turtleneck August 6, 2005

Pitytwitty

When you follow and reply or retweet people or celebrities(mostly has-been ones) tweets cuz you feel sorry for them.

Richard_Grieco Richard Grieco

At Petit ermitage on the roof talking about ....
10 minutes ago

Reply Hi Richard! Miss u & 21 Jump Street! #pitytwitty

by Oohgirl July 23, 2011

Pitypoke

When sex occurs because one person feels sympathetic or ‘pity’ towards another

I know I shouldn’t have but felt bad for him so gave him a pitypoke

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Pityfucker

Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.

A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!

by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022