parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
Get the You're Pitifulmug. When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.
by avvy123 November 14, 2023
Get the Pity 60mug. by tropical bird September 15, 2022
Get the pity twerkingmug. When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.
Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.
by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018
Get the Pity Gay Datemug. When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.
My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.
by abblaz88 November 29, 2010
Get the Fan Page Pity Likemug. by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017
Get the Self Pitymug. Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016
Get the pity combomug.