stuart pickering

Stupid nob head forehead doesn't end touches up little children like clark hudson

Boy 1:Hey yo you seen the nonce over there
Boy2: no it's stuart pickering

by Gabby fat March 11, 2022

wienie picker

A wienie picker is someone who simply picks their wienie. It can be anyone! You can sometimes find them at gas stations even!

My sister is such a wienie picker she picks all night and day!

by dawsmama0808 October 14, 2021

Picker upper

Something that’s is used with a broom

Can you get me the broom and the picker upper

by Top 100 girl September 17, 2021

Coin picker

A game you play with a family member where they insert a coin into you rectum and they try fish it out with their tongue

(You) me and grandad played coin picker
(Sibling) did you get to keep the coin

(You) not this time

by Hoganp66 August 11, 2021

Cherry Picker

When a guy is eating out a girl and he bites off her clitoris. He then kisses it into her mouth and she swallows it.

“Hey babe, tonight I want to be a cherry picker ;)”

by blackbird_qrow June 11, 2021

Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Starfish Picker

A phrase used to describe someone who scratches their bare ass, a bit too deep

I wouldn’t ever touch his hand, he’s the neighborhood “starfish picker”

by Terrytreehead December 14, 2025