A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
Get the Perpetual Wipe mug.A panicached response mashing the words perspective and supposably. A term normally used by hillbilly redneck type folks in an attempt to assert conversational dominance.
by Peacockanator December 9, 2012
Get the Perposidly mug.A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
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"The ships mast ran perpendiculated to the waves."
"The ships mast ran perpendiculated to the waves."
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Get the Perplexic mug.The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
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