rhode island pencil sharpener

When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.

Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.

by CuntStuffer69 September 10, 2016

dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.

My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.

by DirtyTesla69 June 15, 2017

Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman

DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!

by Kaylathecat8 June 7, 2018

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Goofy ahh pencil

a pencil that looks a bit goofy

"look at this goofy ahh pencil"

by 6Burnrd_Toast9 May 10, 2022

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.

Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"

by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010