paetau

The most attractive, handsome, intelligent, inspiring, athletic, women’s friend, Fokin’ champion.

Girl #1: Wow look at that fokin’ champion, I want his big cock inside of me.

Girl 2#: That’s Paetau!! I swear, he is my background on my iPhone, he is just the definition of a perfect human being.

Girl 3#: He is literally a god, I mean... look at him! GODLY!

Pautau: Hey bitches, get in line, I’ve got bitches to satisfy me everyday, for the next 246 years.

by Nickdude27 February 13, 2021

pageloss

Pageloss is when you make a post with good content to a forum that ends up being the last post on a thread page, then soon after someone adds a crap quality post to the thread that starts a new page, leaving your Good Post on the previous page where it will be lost to the sands of time.

If you notice a Good Post that just got pagelossed by a stupid post, it's generally good manners to quote it, including all of its content, on the next page.

This term is pretty specific to the Blockland forum but gets some use elsewhere.

Can't believe nobody will see the post I spent 30 minutes researching because some moron pagelossed me with a dumb copypasta

by j‌k January 2, 2022

Pargett

an insult that means everything and anything possible, it means whatever you want it to

"You're a pargett!"
"What's a pargett?"
"A pargett is a pargett, simple as that."

by luna_07 February 8, 2023

two paged

when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.

We stole the math test, but the professor two paged us and we needed to copy the answers from the stolen copy onto the new copy.

by roy21 January 19, 2009

Flat Page Society

Those who refuse to use technology.

He is a member of the flat page society.

by ProfShelly August 3, 2011

Blood Page

The act of bleeding and transferring the blood on a sheet of paper to make a blood page.

He chewed his fingers to the point of bleeding then used the blood to make a blood page.

by Parallel Universe November 21, 2011

yellow paged

Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.

"Had are lad round last night and we yellow paged till our balls banged blue"

by squelch March 21, 2015