When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
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Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
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Hey man have you played the new PC game?
Nah man I can't even run minesweeper on my Dell Optiplex 380.
Nah man I can't even run minesweeper on my Dell Optiplex 380.
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by Longyear April 27, 2022
Get the Doomer Optimism mug.She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.
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Get the Blind Optimism mug.Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
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