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pole line

n. The stretch of power lines going up and down stretches of mountains. Since the brush is cleared around them, it's always a good spot to drink kortz.
"I'm gonna take a keg up da pole line tonight. You comin?"
by coalbot April 14, 2010
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walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.
I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.
Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."
by userabuser August 15, 2012
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Skull Pole

Neck, nape, scruff, collar.
In red rage Mr Holt bellowed at the fuel attendant, “We don’t say petrol, we say GAS you pommy cunt!” while strangling the poor man’s skull pole.
by Noa Lee September 24, 2021
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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pole-hole

n. An ungodly huge vagina, cunt, clit, lip, anything loosly related to the female gentalia.
She had such a huge pole-hole.
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Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.
Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.
by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008
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