Son of a bench
by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

A type of person who prefers doing it in the car than in bed, frugal yet spends a lot to his/her partner, and a loving person overall
by BenchBody June 8, 2021

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.
by beccabecca October 29, 2020

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
