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Roof

I always wanted to hang planters from the roof.
by RisenRealm December 24, 2022
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roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
by May 20, 2016
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Fiddler on the Roof

Scott Brownsword did Joe on the roof at pop world (fiddler on the roof)
by Jollon August 12, 2023
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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raise the roof

impact when someone with a large penis is present
when prof came in to the office he raise the roof
by aznbob December 10, 2023
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking
by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
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