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Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.
"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".
by SKL Crew August 17, 2010
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nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011
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Oregon oyster

After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out
She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her
by Jackade August 10, 2015
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Chesapeake Oyster Fill

When you eat out your girl after she has just taken a shit and wiped forward onto her already wet pussy.
Dude, I had the best lasagna last night.
Bro, my girl took a shit after foreplay and asked me to eat her out. I think I was the victim of a Chesapeake Oyster Fill.
by Bubby the hate sponge July 15, 2016
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detroit oyster

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.
by MizterPink May 3, 2018
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hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup
"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"
by Numbox February 7, 2018
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Annika Osterlund

Annika Osterlund made me waste money on makeup
by MainsQuEEse May 24, 2018
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