Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

Secure boot

that pesky peice of shit in most computers that dont let you install windows 7

i'm trying to install windows 7 but secure boot is in the way

by loserwater May 22, 2024

pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package, wether it be drugs, food, or anything of value

Me: Aye bro bro, you got any bud

Plug: Yeah G, pack secured

Me: Yo homie can u pick up my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah pack secured b

by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019

security theatre

Bloated, inconvenient, and invasive measures that are supposed to add protection but in reality only offer the illusion of extra protection while providing no real added safety.

> UNIX family is safer

Wow, what a security theatre

by Sir. B September 10, 2021

alert security systems

It is a one stop shop to fulfill your all electronic security related needs like cctv camera, access control systems, fire alarm systems, burglar alarm systems, boom barriers, dfmd, hhmd n lots of others

Alert security systems is one stop solution for your electronic security related needs

by anonymous November 27, 2021

private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass

i just hired private security?

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021