Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

Friendly media network

It's best influencer marketing if you will collaborate with this network you will get a awesome result it's is both good for youtuber and brand

Once I have worked with friendly media network team for my New app it have given a awesome result

by Friendly media network November 26, 2021

SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.

I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.

by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011

Oceanic Networks

Best Garry's Mod Server, humungous W.

Have you played Oceanic Networks?

by furive August 22, 2022

queer networking

when one makes an effort to meet new queer people and befriend them/make new connections

"Ah! I am finally queer networking with a friend I made on bumble."
"yesss look at you go! Lmk what happens"

"I'm finally networking w the local gays 😤🙏🏻"

by littlefloofs November 13, 2023

Adulting network

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡

“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

by Fishingtoastproceeds_2298 November 25, 2024

Federated network

A cluster of private servers connected to make a Federation (Federated) network. Uncensorable due to not being hosted on a single server but many, the future of alt-tech.

Element is the chat service that uses the Matrix-Network, this network is federated ... i.e. the network is defined by a large amount of private servers that form the Matrix-Network. This is called a federated network, because it is not owned by a single party.

by Madam Fortune February 13, 2021