Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny
Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny
Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".
by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011

Name day is where you chose a new name for yourself and people can call you that name, you can choose any name.
Melvin - Hey have you heard on June 7th it’s Name day!
Ashley - What’s that?
Melvin - It’s when you chose a name to be called for a day.
Ashley - oh that’s cool! I chose Val!
Melvin - Oh that’s nice! I chose Natalie.
Jack - Hey nat and Val
Ashley - What’s that?
Melvin - It’s when you chose a name to be called for a day.
Ashley - oh that’s cool! I chose Val!
Melvin - Oh that’s nice! I chose Natalie.
Jack - Hey nat and Val
by Naomiii! May 15, 2021

by Mnster_enrgy December 14, 2021

by alpahsshs August 25, 2017

Beautiful man with a great build. Woody’s love people for a long time. They date beautiful caring women. They also have a long woody.
by The Truth.nat May 12, 2019

These are Kahoot names to use in your next Kahoot game:
• Nick her
• Gape horn
• Knee grow
• Peneis slucker
• Nick her
• Gape horn
• Knee grow
• Peneis slucker
by Obama is Black March 28, 2023

Even is a female born male whos got no balls, Even's usually steal the identity of Males named "Evan". The appearance of an Even can be stated as heavy, "Hit Puberty Hard", and Smelly. Even's can be found "Nerding Out" in schools, to prepare for a test or to find out why they don't have balls. Even's are born with balls, like an average human, but as soon as they turn into their pre-teen state, their balls begin to shrink and then pop within a year or two. Once a "Even's" Balls begin to puncture, their cock begins to shrink in inches, then it starts to go to the negatives. Once it reaches at least 4 - 11 inches deep, it stops shrinking. The shrinking creates a hole that can be shapes as another butthole, but then the butthole begins to form into a pussy in 3 weeks from shrinking. Once their penis begins to form into a pussy, they aren't worth to fuck, but their flat ass chest begins to form round hemispheres, kind of like tits. Those hemispheres can be milked, the milk of an Even is very delicious. Right when Even's past this state, they begin to become more female, they then begin to loose their insanity as the process takes over. They try to pretend to be a male named Evan, but they are usually caught in behalf of the school.
by Charles Darwin the Second December 21, 2022
