Dammit "name"

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.

Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".

by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011

Name day!

Name day is where you chose a new name for yourself and people can call you that name, you can choose any name.

Melvin - Hey have you heard on June 7th it’s Name day!
Ashley - What’s that?
Melvin - It’s when you chose a name to be called for a day.
Ashley - oh that’s cool! I chose Val!
Melvin - Oh that’s nice! I chose Natalie.

Jack - Hey nat and Val

by Naomiii! May 15, 2021

Woody (name)

Beautiful man with a great build. Woody’s love people for a long time. They date beautiful caring women. They also have a long woody.

Wow... Woody (name) looks so good. He must lift weights because he is gorgeous!!

by The Truth.nat May 12, 2019

The best name

Juno because some guy's cat is called Juno and suits her fine so we have Juno as the best name.

Juno is the best name

by DAZEISGAYZ June 2, 2022

Even(Name)

Even is a female born male whos got no balls, Even's usually steal the identity of Males named "Evan". The appearance of an Even can be stated as heavy, "Hit Puberty Hard", and Smelly. Even's can be found "Nerding Out" in schools, to prepare for a test or to find out why they don't have balls. Even's are born with balls, like an average human, but as soon as they turn into their pre-teen state, their balls begin to shrink and then pop within a year or two. Once a "Even's" Balls begin to puncture, their cock begins to shrink in inches, then it starts to go to the negatives. Once it reaches at least 4 - 11 inches deep, it stops shrinking. The shrinking creates a hole that can be shapes as another butthole, but then the butthole begins to form into a pussy in 3 weeks from shrinking. Once their penis begins to form into a pussy, they aren't worth to fuck, but their flat ass chest begins to form round hemispheres, kind of like tits. Those hemispheres can be milked, the milk of an Even is very delicious. Right when Even's past this state, they begin to become more female, they then begin to loose their insanity as the process takes over. They try to pretend to be a male named Evan, but they are usually caught in behalf of the school.

Oh wow! Would you look at that, It's Even(Name) "nerding out" again!

by Charles Darwin the Second December 21, 2022

Kahoot Names

These are Kahoot names to use in your next Kahoot game:
• Nick her
• Gape horn
• Knee grow
• Peneis slucker

Kahoot names

by Obama is Black March 28, 2023

power name

Names that are so powerful, like Trent Steele or Champ Bailey or Chet Torso, that you assume whoever has that name is the master of the universe. Like if you found out you had to fight Trent or Chet or maybe a guy named Diablo Barbelli, you'd shit yourself and run before you even found out what they looked like. For lady power names, like Sterling Bentley, you automatically assume they are incredibly attractive and also way smarter than you.

Some kid named Magnus Striker just transferred to our school. I'm gonna move to Alaska before he shatters all the windows and kicks my ass by literally just saying his power name out loud.

by Chet Torso April 13, 2020