Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Greg in my ass

Greg is in my ass and it tastes like my dad's penis

Greg in my ass. Yes Papi

by Wavethrave457 March 20, 2019

cum in my ass

I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy

Cum in my ass daddy

by anonymous August 28, 2022

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

Kicks My Ass

Seeing something so incredibly awesome that you have the feeling that you just got kicked in the ass

That Myspace layout kicks my ass!

by Wil Russell June 25, 2007

spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.

by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2007