Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.
She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
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Get the michael gabriel mortel mug.When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
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Get the The Viggo Mortensen effect mug.Someone who is absolutely repulsive and seemingly inbred. Most likely has webbed feet, and ginger, or some form of strawberry blonde. Sports a pale face, and eyes that resemble oriental orientation. See, disgusting, and as my friend favours, vile.
There is a very good, fine specimen of a munter currently sittng across the table from me, right at this very minute. So much so, I've taken a photo and it's available to see on the images! She's blonde, pale, and chinky looking. Enjoy!
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Get the Martel College mug.The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is
A: They can't afford Docs
B: They don't have access to a computer
C: They prefer monkey boots
So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
A: They can't afford Docs
B: They don't have access to a computer
C: They prefer monkey boots
So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.
Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!
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