Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon

Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Munkered

When someone drinks WAY too much and loses the ability to form coherent sentences.

Person 1: how munkered are we getting tonight?
Person 2: were gonna be munkered in the bunker!

by Beau Begley April 8, 2025

Muskets at Dawn

When your arguing with the boss of the house and shits about to go down

Her: Do this, Do that, Don't forget to bring the bin in

Him: Fuck off! I'm going to the pub

*world freezes*

Muskets at dawn pops up for everyone to see

by DS798 August 29, 2025

Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

Munked

More specific version of the word “Cooked” meaning messed up.

My nachos are totally munked.

by ChuckBillBuck December 6, 2025

Guy Mucket

A Pubic Wig used to cover genitals or the area above the penis.

That Dude used a Guy Mucket to cover his hairless sack.

by True Daddy December 30, 2011

yellow musket

The boner you get when you have to pee really bad.

"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"

"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"

by Theunitologist September 7, 2016