Monthism

the belief that groups of humans possess different behavioural and physical traits corresponding to which month they were born in.

Person A: How old do you think I am?
Person B: Idk, you look like a January guy.
Person A: THAT'S MONTHISM

by Yeeperdoodles May 1, 2020

three month stand

the mix between a 1 night stand and a relationship

Person A : Gonna bag me a trophy gf I say gf cuz I refuse to end up like tiger and Wana take the jeter route, instead of memorabilia in the car service ill leave plan b and the number to a psychologist, and to the really lucky ones id like Time to b driving the limo in the morning, roll down the divider and give the chick a life lesson and make her rethink her state of being

Logical Person B : Haha so how is this a gf again?

The Voice of reason : seems more like a 3 month stand without the worry of having to give her ride home
and Person A values pillow talk.. you have pillow talk with a gf, not with a 1 night stand
but thats why three month stands are appealing, you get what you want from the physical part and the emotional part, without actual commitment

by voice of reason using logic December 26, 2011

crush month

December 1st is the beginning of crush month. Meaning if you have a crush on someone just ask them out , and if yk someone has a crush on you you have to ask them out. No questions asked.

“He yo I’m asking Katie out for crush month”

by Big daddy key. November 29, 2019

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

Blackout History Month

Blacking out every Friday and Saturday night during the month of February

"Last February I had my own Blackout History Month"

by Ditching Derby February 13, 2013

The perfect month

Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.

Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.

Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month

by TorgeirAK March 11, 2015

pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '

Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:

by Vx_J November 1, 2017