Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.

Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.

by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 8, 2020

Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss

I had a “memory loss Monday”

by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021

cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

by nina541 November 30, 2010

Laytress On The Menjay

Simply a funny way to say 'Bye' instead of the traditional "Goodbye". Usually used by people who want to leave the other person with a big question mark on their head.
From The Hilarious Hit Movie Starring Paul Rudd. "Laytress On The Menjay" was uttered by Paul Rudd's Character Peter Claven while trying to be cool and hip but FAILED miserably when asking himself "what..what did i just say?" after he said Laytress On The Menjay.

Paul Rudd: Yeah i'll be there, i'll be there.

Jason Segal: Alright, see you there man.

Paul Rudd: Alright......LAYTRESS ON THE MENJAY.

*Hangup*

Paul Rudd: ................what ...what did i just say?

by RyRyRodrizzle November 8, 2009

I hate mondays

Polite version of “I hate niggers”

Can be used out in the open without consequences. Besides, who likes mondays?

That guy over there was trying to sell me crack! I hate mondays!

by Mrslagathor December 5, 2020

Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.

I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.

by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010

Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.

"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied

by DancingWhale December 1, 2010