total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Mong

Slang for mentally ill person, often referring to people with Down syndrome and commonly used amongst British people

Bob: where’s Steve?
Stan: just at his house being a mong

by EnglishMamba February 6, 2019

Mong

Complete twat, also goes by 'Liv Cracknell'

OMG, Liv Cracknell is such a mong!!

by scathoe June 8, 2017

mong fish

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities

Jobie your a mong fish cunt

by riley chib November 14, 2021

Mong

Generally a person who has a learning difficulty or struggles to use their brain for good use. Retarded, munted or spastic

Niazi and Mull are fucking dumb cunts. They can’t even create a single chance, the absolute mongs

by Shuano May 17, 2020

id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008

Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...

OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come

by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022