momjacked

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online

i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.

by polga October 27, 2010

momma drama

when you or someone you know can't do something because of your mother stopping you. she's all up in your face and you just don't want to deal with it so you take it.
-argument between a child and his mother

Mark: hey man so what's going on tonight?
Dom: sorry man can't come out tonight, i got some momma drama to deal with.
Mark: For serious? yo i had some crazy momma drama last week she was all up in my face and i was like whaaaaat?
Dom: ...i need some new friends

by colours91 December 1, 2010

momma sassing it

Displaying yourself in an elegant, refined manner. May be looked at as snobbish at times.

Wow, when my mother walked into the upscale store the other day she was so momma sassing it.

by Sass & McNugarr December 27, 2010

momaganda

propaganda produced by your mom as to persuade you to do stuff or to like her more.

mom: I was watching Oprah and I saw this mom who abandoned their kids. I, of course, would never do that.

me: take it easy on the momaganda, mom. i love you enough. jeez.

by 0men October 10, 2011

Momma Birding

The act of transferring liquid or food, mouth to mouth, to another individual. Most commonly done with alcoholic beverages at clubs.

Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.

by Skarrow October 25, 2016

Splenda Momma

Like a sugar momma but one whose diabetic

I want a sugar momma but I'm type 2 diabetic, so I need a splenda momma who understands me

by Moldycrow87 August 7, 2018

word on my momma

Word on my momma - Longer way of saying on god, or Fr

Bru i fucking killed that guy word on my momma

by yung zzz September 3, 2021