i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.
by polga October 27, 2010
Get the momjacked mug.when you or someone you know can't do something because of your mother stopping you. she's all up in your face and you just don't want to deal with it so you take it.
-argument between a child and his mother
-argument between a child and his mother
Mark: hey man so what's going on tonight?
Dom: sorry man can't come out tonight, i got some momma drama to deal with.
Mark: For serious? yo i had some crazy momma drama last week she was all up in my face and i was like whaaaaat?
Dom: ...i need some new friends
Dom: sorry man can't come out tonight, i got some momma drama to deal with.
Mark: For serious? yo i had some crazy momma drama last week she was all up in my face and i was like whaaaaat?
Dom: ...i need some new friends
by colours91 December 1, 2010
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me: take it easy on the momaganda, mom. i love you enough. jeez.
me: take it easy on the momaganda, mom. i love you enough. jeez.
by 0men October 10, 2011
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Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.
by Skarrow October 25, 2016
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