by muff muncher May 24, 2006
Get the hitlers mustache mug.the bloody streak left on your upper left onyour upper lip after eating out your chick while she is on the rag!
Damn i know my chick was on the rag until i looked inthe mirror and saw the scarlet mustache she left me!
by cleist October 20, 2008
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when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)
it just looks awkward
it just looks awkward
Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*
Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*
Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*
by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 26, 2011
Get the awkward mustache mug.When you finger a stanky ass ho with a dank ass puss- and you wipe your nose, hence giving yourself a herpie mustache
"Wang dog, who were you hooking up with last night? "
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"
"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"
"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"
by Flyassmuthafucker52 May 25, 2011
Get the Herpie Mustache mug.When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
by Teh Big O June 1, 2021
Get the Mustache Cash Stash mug.That girl's got legs to die for but she has a prominent "Issan Mustache" I don't think i want her phone number
by Matty McMatt March 15, 2009
Get the Issan Mustache mug.a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee
|:{)>
used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.
|:{)>
used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.
Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010
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