Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.

You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.

by wbonaventura December 30, 2022

Platinum Minor

Person whom dates for money and status. *Unlike person who dates only after the money - gold digger*

My brothers wife is real platinum minor

by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022

minors

"minors" is a simplified word of the parent word dubbed, "minorities". the meaning of it is to identify or include someone under 18, and the term is often used in this modern day and age to confront and include someone who has a relationship with one.

TLDR; someone who is basically under 18

also here's some tips for you guys:
if you say you love minors, it's bad
if you say you hate minors, that's hate speech

Jake: dude did you hear about Connor
James: it was 5 years ago... move on dude
Jake: no, the other Connor. he got exposed on Twitter (not calling it X) for grooming minors
James: oh he did? what the fuck man

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Mini Minor

A person who is in the age rang of 14-15 they are also knows an the abbreviation “MM”

“Oh did you hear about Sara?”

“No, why what’s up dude”
“She’s a mini minor”

“ No, Way.”

by BoxingCactus27 November 15, 2023

A minor

A pedophile's favourite music note.

Me: So what's R. Kelly's favourite music note?

You: Is it A minor?

Me: You're correct, it's A minor.

by Viscount Druitt May 3, 2023

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022