Elton Mince

Joke name For Elton John The Wig Wearing Homo Piano Player.He also Hates Roses on his Piano,
He much Prefers Tu-Lips on his Organ.
The Queen Of Mince!

Q.Whats Brown and plays the Piano?
A.Elton Mince!

by Jeff Lynne May 13, 2006

Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.

Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

by DenTheHalfNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010

McNeeley

When some takes a McChicken Nugget and and neels down to shove it up anothers ass.

Yeah man that guy is so whipped she could McNeeley him and he wouldn't care.

by Locker 747 February 28, 2010

The Mine Song

A very annoying song from the children's show,Lazytown, that has become a internet meme and as been made into dozens of variations on YouTube. The song is sung by the character Stingy , in witch he claims several objects to be"mine"

Guy 1: Hey what's with all the new variations of the mine song popping up all over youtube? That came out in 2005!

Guy 2: Because thats the power of memes.

by GRRRRYAN April 24, 2017

My mine

there is no such a thing called my mine

you can't say my mine, don't ever.

by TNT MAISSON April 21, 2020

Friend of mine

Means you’re a connected guy

“Ok when I introduce you I’m gonna say you’re a friend of mine. That means you’re a connected guy. Now if I says, this is a friend of ours, that would mean you’re a made guy, a capeesh! “ - Al Pacino Donnie Brasco

by Friend of mine May 14, 2018

Closed-Minded

The average Conservative or Liberal.

Conservative: You are the pinnacle of evil and stupidity, you Liberal hippie!

Liberal: At least I don't bash anyone who disagrees with me!

Conservative: You don't do anything! You're so closed-minded!

Liberal: Your closed-minded!

by Tenikov August 18, 2011