micah faelmoca

Future lawyer, as well as Sean's future wife.

Hi there, micah faelmoca.

by Aegon doggo03 December 27, 2022

Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micah is cool

micah is cool

his football skills are Micah is cool

by hihihihmicah is coool April 21, 2023

micah

Someone who’s fat, ugly and will die lonely without having a woman touching them ever

Man, the guy is such a micah.

by Micahsoda November 21, 2021

micah

A micah (US English) is someone who is a hateful individual pretending to care, but will stab you in the back and sell you for a dollar. Will often not take insults well and try to retaliate if their ego is hurt.

He ratted on his sister for stealing the last piece of candy. He's such a micah.

by McDaddy Vampire June 17, 2024

Pull a Micah

Pulling a Micah means getting a friend to chug 5 alcoholic drinks in a row without stopping.

“Bro just pull a Micah! It’s on the house. It’s your last night here enjoy it while you can”

by MemowJones September 22, 2020

Micah

Most likely voted for joe biden, the softest of them all. Huge beta male, very cheesy person all around. Always has his hood up and some say he gets 0 pussy because he seems very rapey. Will sit on anything for a dollar. His nickname is lou sass. If you want to find micah you will find him at all the elementary schools terrorizing little kids with his van.

Get away from those kids stop acting like a micah.

by Thicc latina December 13, 2021