merthing

is were a guy cums in the ass of another man

and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out

dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face

merthy: ok thats a great idea

dave: we need a name for that

merthy: how about daving

dave: no no no i much prefer merthing

merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes

by dr eddie September 13, 2009

dirt merchant

A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.

That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!

Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!

by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010

Meetcha

A sarcastic way of saying yea right or ok.

Domnik: dude I got a 100 on my test

Brigel: yea Meetcha there bud your failing math

Domnik: ok

by Fam17262 January 19, 2015

dirt merchant

derogatory term for paparazzi, or anyone involved in the tabloid magazine/celebrity gossip business

“those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”

“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

metched

A state of utter confusion.

The dog meowed and the cat barked....and the scenario left me metched.

by ElGreatDan0 April 19, 2009

Merchina

It means merchandise and vagina combined together and you get merchina.

Merchandise+vagina=merchina

"Man ordering so much merch on Impericon Clothing is killing my merchina!"

by Reignofdarkness February 22, 2015

Merchant One Hundred

A term for money and resources lost in the failed colonies in early America, particuparly life casualties, causing the stock holders to merge with successful ones. Any collateral damage to invested money, public health, including the environment, by risky ventures by corporations that don't have successful foresight in the initial stages of a project.

There's always a risk in the business of making easy cash, so plan for the expectation of the initial merchant one hundred .

by DagmarDiPotino September 21, 2018