malik

The Malik is a type hairstyle originating from Birmingham, United Kingdom. It is a hairstyle which is deliberately ridiculously crap or unsuitable for the hair-owner, or one which looks as if it is supposed to have been.

- Your new hairstyle looks shit!
- Yeah, It's a Malik.
- Ah, I see.

by Joe Ecnub September 4, 2006

malik

the surname of god

someone: does god have a surname?
me: zayn malik is god

by streamfolklore October 30, 2020

Majik

boobs

She has small majik. lol

by cheeseeeeeeee April 1, 2010

maiko

In japan a apprentice geisha was called "maiko". Nowadays a maiko is a girl with japanese origins who is very beautiful and has a lolita-like appearance. Maikos also tend to to have a lot of sexual experience and are willing to increase this. They are mostly great in bed.

Last night I banged a real maiko. Dude I tell you, she was awesome!

by sheep-shagger September 8, 2008

Mahika

She’s a dumb ass Bitch, who’s probably an airhead or crackhead ( I’m
So sorry if ur name is Mahika mine is and I’m sorry)

Mahika thinks she’s kool

by The annoying rat April 21, 2020

Malik

A guy that should date a nice girl named brianna

I know who malik should date.

by Go_Uf June 16, 2016

Maink

A man from The isle of mann, between britian (best damn country ever) and ireland.

That bloke over there is a bloody maink

by daniel January 21, 2004