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Sussy monster

Some dude on xc good at pacing workouts. He also nuts in sophomores and their older sisters
One day Travypatty walked in on Sussy monster in his room. Some say there was a cumbrella after this.
by Xc-team November 1, 2023
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Drain the Sea Monster

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."
Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!
by Jason Michaels July 7, 2011
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Doc Brown Spider Monster

A phrase which refers to the fact that certain media franchises have to provide a shocking and unexpected element in their teaser trailers to hook the audience.
by Yosheib December 11, 2019
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cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010
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Monster Fuckin Chillinz

The highest level of 'chillin.' Also known as MFC for short.
What's up?

Oh, I'm just monsta fuckin chillinz right now.
by Jsuave August 23, 2003
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Monsterbation

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
by m.fucci November 5, 2009
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Monster

\'män-stər\ n 1 : an abnormally developed plant or animal. 2 : an animal of strange or terrifying shape; also : one unusually large of its kind. 3 : an extremely ugly, wicked, or cruel person.
To usually mean make-believe and often magical creatures of unknown or known origin, like Slenderman or Bigfoot. When used to describe a person, however, it's much more demeaning. You're basically denying that person of having any resemblance of a human being - morals, emotions etc. It's not a nice thing. Some people are cold, but not all to their very core like some seem.

My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...
by Magic kitty April 10, 2022
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