Minecraft

A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now there’s cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900’s. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who can’t get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now it’s not like it should be, a sandbox game that should’ve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016

I wish we could go back to the golden age of Minecraft.

by Harry Pero Test Ease June 3, 2019

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Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020

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Minecraft

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft

12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again

by Okgamerbro9001 July 28, 2019

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