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Moro Islamic Liberation Front, it's a Muslim separatist rebel group located in Southern Philippines. The MILF was first centred around the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF), formed in the late 1960s following the Jabidah Massacre.The group demanded the formation of an independent Moro Islamic state and took part in terrorist attacks and assassinations to promote their ideas. The central government rejected this demand and sent troops into Moroland to maintain order. The MILF was formed in 1981 when Salamat Hashim and his followers split from the MNLF, due to the MNLF's reluctance to launch an insurgency against the Philippine government forces and movements towards a peace agreement.

Dang, that MILF has gone wild lately!

by 0rph3us July 28, 2007

milf

Midget I'd Like (to) Fuck

A smokin' hot midget you really want to have sex with.

- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...

by fanimej April 6, 2008

MILF

Mulder I Love to Fuck. Fox Mulder + Dana Scully = Good Stuff
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.

"Fox Mulder is my MILF. Oh hell ya."

by Jerbs September 4, 2007

Milf Central

Day Care or the local Supermarket, where the upscale young mothers frequent.

"I'm headed for Milf Central to drop off the kids."

by Chemical Sam June 16, 2009

fat ham MILF

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.

Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006

MILF Wrecker

Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:

1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)

The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.

This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.

The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.

At the gym.

Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.

Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.

by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010

milf

Mom I'd Love Forever, used to cover up for the more commonly used "Mom I'd like to fuck"

*On Friend's Facebook wall*

Friend: Hey I saw your mom, she's a total MILF !
Mom: What does MILF mean?
Son: Uh, Mom I'd Love Forever
Mom: Awwww thats so sweet son !

by sunsaber December 19, 2011