Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

Memeosexual

One who sexually identifies with dank memes.

People were fascinated to hear about Jerry's Memeosexual relationship with the gnome child.

by CashMoneys420 June 21, 2016

mezzosexual

Sexually attraction to mezzo-sopranos in trouser roles.

Watching Annio and Sesto seduce Vitellia and Servilia in Mozart's La Clemenza de Tito has made me into a mezzosexual.

by canoes November 13, 2013

Myrtosexual

Myrtosexual is when people are attracted to people named myrto/mirto.Most commonly people named Muhammed are attracted to myrto/mirto

Boy 1:I started dating this girl
Boy 2:Her name is myrto right?
Boy 1:yeah, i am myrtosexual

by Yourrrlocallfriendd January 6, 2021

metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018