McDonald's

Where nobody wants to end up working.

Guy: *Sees D's and F's on his report card*
Guy: Shit! Better improve my grades, or I could end up working at McDonald's!

Example 2:
Jock: You're such a nerd. *Shoves nerd*
Nerd: (thinking) Enjoy this while you can, because in 10 years time, I will own a billion dollar company while you will be working at McDonald's.

by somebody143 January 1, 2011

McDonald's

Inducing obesity since the dawn of time.

A place to get food you don't want and need, where you do not know how it is prepared.

Food that makes your heart hurt and something you know you shouldn't eat.

Cheap food that you regret eating later.

McDonald's Golden Arch
McDonal's Dollar Menu

by Aimee Bee. May 17, 2009

Mcdouche

An individual who refers to any fast food product as "Mc" something.

Dude, that's just a coffee not a McCafe! Stop being such a Mcdouche.

by GenC Tech Pubs November 20, 2009

McDouble

Just like the McDonalds cheeseburger it looks and sounds good, but you alway wonder 'why did I eat that, it was nowhere near as good as it looked. ' Its that one chick that everyone wants. Only after you sleep with her you wonder, 'Why did that seem like a good idea, she was totally disappointing!'

Steve: 'Dude, that chick you took home from the church picnic was so hot'

Tom: 'Man, she turned out to be a McDouble'

by Antonto Cleavage October 6, 2011

mcdoobies

cheech and chongs version of mcdonalds in one of there old skits. you can order shrooms, hash brownies, and the leafy green lectuce on yo big mac

grab a bite full of tops, just watch out for the cops. there is no stems or no seeds grab a bit and get blow away at mcdoobies

by orioles987 April 6, 2003

Egg Mcdouche

A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.

This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 24, 2004

McDonald’s

A restaurant that people sue their weight in money after eating there.

Bob: “What happened to you?”
Joe: “I ate at McDonald’s.”
Bob: “So how much do you weigh now?”
Joe: “100,000 pounds.”
Bob: “So you’re suing for $100,000 then?”
Joe: “Yup.”

by SociopathicDuck January 27, 2019