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2 Lysenko 2 Ism

This is part two of lysenkoism if you can't tell. It's also a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference.
2 Lysenko 2 Ism

Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."

Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"

Iam 🤨 "Yes..."

Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."

Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."

Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"

Iam "I... Don't know..."

Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"

Iam "........."

Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"

Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2022
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Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden
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Usama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Ladin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن , usāmah bin muḥammad bin ‘awaḍ bin lādin), often anglicized as Osama bin Laden (/oʊˈsɑ mə bɪn ˈlɑ dən/; March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011),7 was a founder of the pan-Islamic militant organization, al-Qaeda. He was a Saudi Arabian until 1994 (stateless thereafter), a member of the wealthy bin Laden family, and an ethnic Yemeni Kindite
"Who killed Osama bin Laden."
"Barrack Obama did.."
by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018
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Osama bingus Laden (Elephant)

Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.
Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh
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Obama bin laden

Someone who doesnt seem to be alive right now but used to be
Bro this obama bin laden guy is such smart
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Bin-Ladened

Adj: An individual, sometimes a terrorist, who is finally brought to justice.

Double tapped.
It's too bad Osama wasn't taken alive and thrown to the mobs in Times Square, instead, he was bin-ladened.
by Charlie 361 May 26, 2011
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Bin Laden

(v) when you pull out and shoot your load in a girls left eye.
I took a girl home from the bar last night and gave her the Bin Laden!
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Ludendorff

A person without Internet Access and who will never get one, trying to achieve everything to make it possible
A person without Internet Access and who will never get one, trying to achieve everything to make it possible is called a Ludendorff.
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