crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

wall licker

a more nice way to call someone a retard

1. Damn Ed you are one of the biggest wall lickers in school

by keeganE December 16, 2005

Boot Licker

Someone who kisses up to their oppressors’ thoughts and feelings rather than being aware of their own communities’ needs to survive. Hypothetically licking your oppressors boot for basic human respect from them.

Person A: why has joe all of a sudden been defending actual nazis? isnt he jewish?

Person B: o yea, hes a boot licker now; hes claiming its because they have freedom of speech while being blissfully unaware of the reprecutions that happened from the publication of mein kamph

by salty spatoon July 6, 2018

snickers licker

a chick that sucks black cock

look at that trailer trash skank snickers licker take that black cock in her mouth

by junk wadsworth November 28, 2005

nipple licker

somebody who likes to lick nipples
or has a fetish for them

natalie you know brettle is a nipple licker

by kitinda October 22, 2006

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

Elbow Licker

One mentally devoid of any logical thinking.

(Look at yourself in the mirror while trying to lick your own elbow)

Person A: Man that guy was such a retard...
Person B: Yeah, He's a bit of an Elbow Licker.

by Skirtchaser December 3, 2007