limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Limp Bizkiting

Verb - To engage in Limp Bizkiting a male should use their non erect floppy penis to roll it around in the feces spread across their partners chest.

Did you see Dave Limp Bizkiting Lisa last night? He really rolled his limpy into those brown biscuits.

by Chesty LaRoux July 28, 2021

Limp Bizkit

A much mocked and maligned Nu Metal band whose actual music is much better than most ignorant and elitist people think. Most Limp Bizkit haters are bandwagoners with an inferiority complex who just like to mock the band, in particular frontman Fred Durst. People who are willing to listen to their first few albums with an open mind will find they are full of monster riffs, infectious grooves and sometimes just brute force aggression. Wes Borland is one of the most underrated guitarists of all time. As a live band they are frequently electrifying too.

Most people don't realize that Fred Durst is actually provocatively trolling people with the bands ridiculous name, image and his douchebag behaviour. Fred Durst outside his Limp Bizkit persona is a pretty chill, friendly and ordinary guy.

Me: Have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: Lol, Limp Bizkit???? They suck!!
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: I've heard Behind Blue Eyes and Rollin'. Limp Bizkit suck!!!! Fred Durst is such a douche.
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: No, and I'm not going to!
Me: (rolls eyes)

by Celephais7 October 27, 2021