ligon deez

imagine ligon deez is something i say to my friends to bully them.
For example:
Me: yoo bro have you herd joe has ligon!
Them: whats ligon?
Me: ligon deez nuts

Joe has ligon whats ligon (ligon deez) wow! such lovely

by NathOnala September 21, 2021

ligmanoia

Extreme suspicion of any new or unfamiliar words, thanks to years of conditioning from getting owned by bofa jokes.

"Hey you wanna go to that juice place? I heard their acai bowls are really good."
- "Acai.... acai... acai-d of this dick?"
"What? Do you not know what acai is? It's a fruit, they grind it up and make it into a sweet pomace, it's supposed to be good for you."
- "Pomace... pomace... pomace your ass?"
"You've got some serious ligmanoia."

by WHATWHATWHATWHAT September 27, 2021

ligmama

very cool funni joke

Billie jean: ayo wussup bro!
bofa man: did your hear that bob died of ligma.
Billie jean: what's ligma?
bofa man: ligmama
Billie jean: *dies*

by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

Ligma

Ligma. As in...ligma balls. Ligma balls...say it out loud. But to yourself...so you don't embarrass yourself like I did.

Ligma balls bitch!

by TheGhostWriter13 October 28, 2021

Ligma

Ligma is a terrible disease that has been going around the country rapidly. Some of it's victims include Ninja (Popular Fortnite streamer), Joe Mama, and Sebastian Benitez. Some say this disease is worse than COVID-19 by 20x. Doctor Phillip McCrevis, has thought to had come up with a cure to Ligma. He and his partners have decided to call this treatment Ligma-Balls. After multiple test results, they have concluded that this vaccine is safe to use and will be released to the public on May 23, 2022. It will be a requirement that everyone gets the vaccine (Ligma-Balls) before they go on any plane flights, cruises, long trips, etc. Until this horrible disease dies down, this will be a requirement for all American citizens. Whoever does not follow this rule will be brought to court and facing consequences.

Ligma

by the_tyler_basketball December 21, 2021

ligma

ligma balls. it's often used as a joke! ligma kind of sounds like "lick mah" so saying "ligma balls" will sound like "lick ma balls / pp / nuts"

Girl 1: Hey, do you have any ligma?
Girl 2: What's ligma?
Girl 1: LIGMA BALLS

by Choxolazii December 22, 2021

Ligma

Lig - ma balls
(Lick-my)

Person a:It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma

Person b: What’s Ligma?

Person a: Ligma balls.

by SuperKitty555566 January 3, 2022