Left hand man

I want to be a partner with you. Before medical science discovered how the circulatory system functioned, people believed that a vein ran directly from the fourth finger on the left hand to the heart. Because of the hand-heart connection, they chose the descriptive name vena amoris, Latin for the vein of love (get your mind out of the gutter, I am saying LOVE), for this particular vein. That is why the fourth finger of the left hand is the ring finger, indicating commitment. In Jance's song I believe he is talking about wanting to marry someone.

Will you be with me forever, I want to be your left hand man.

by Phronimon December 13, 2014

Left

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

by TJAuto December 14, 2010

Loony Left

Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.

Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.

by Rikstir August 28, 2015

Left Turn

An unexpected change in events.

"Once she drank her third drink, the evening took a left turn."

by poonuts September 24, 2011

leftover hoes

leftover hoes: the last girls (out of their group) to get picked up on at a party. There are good lookin' hoes, aiight hoes, and leftover hoes. The leftover hoes are the unattractive or large or crazy ones.

"That fool has no game, so he always ends up with the leftover hoes"

by o1aztekdog July 2, 2006

Skier's left

Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004