Eye Dancing Lady

A lady who dances with her eyes and shoulders, preferrably with terrible music on low budget ads that people would like to hurt.

The smug 50+ lady or "Eye Dancing Lady" who does a awful little dance on the Medonick Eye Laser Clinic ad with a smirk on her face with music in the background that is like nails on a blackboard.

by supergirl101 March 30, 2009

Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.

Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.

by Miss-Phatty January 1, 2008

ladycrackers

A man's testicles

My ladycrackers were freezing in that kilt!

by histrion callipygian December 14, 2008

Lady So Divine

1. A song by the band Shinedown off their 2nd Album, "Us & Them." The longest song on the record, featuring a trippy guitar solo and sticking to the album's Southern Rock sound.

2. A slang term for LSD, comes from an interpretation of the song's meaning as the guitar solo represents the "trip."

1. Dude, did you listen to that song, Lady So Divine? That guitar solo was trippy!

2. I've got a date tonight with my Lady So Divine.

by TheInvisibleKid January 2, 2010

ladybiker

Any woman who rides motorcycles for the actual ride and not for show.

A female who rides motorcycles skillfully and continues to practice roadcraft throughout her riding years.

She's been all over the world on her motorcycle, she's a true ladybiker.

I've seen her skill in the twisties, she's a real ladybiker.

by lynnguist February 20, 2012

Lady Cockblock

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.

Jessica is such a lady cockblock.

by adonk September 2, 2012

Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014