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holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it
bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022
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Michael Collins Lonely

Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.

Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.
Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.

Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.
by InternetHuman September 17, 2016
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boston lonely

The greatest f***ing rock band ever to come out of Berklee College of Music. They rock so hard, it will literally make your butt hurt.
I believe the other definition should be by 'Berklee STUDENT Against Boston Lonely' because you're the only one. Everybody else loves those guys.
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why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
by THICTHICDADDY21 October 5, 2021
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Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)
Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard
by John Antonelli November 9, 2004
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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
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Only the lonely

My boy Reggie had testicular cancer and is down to only the lonely.
by Load-Sock January 8, 2015
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