Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer April 2, 2009

Lamped

Not wanting to be seen.

Avoiding being caught in a place you don’t wanna be seen in

Seen where you shouldn’t be
you don’t wanna get lamped

Not wanting to be seen.

“Don’t take that road man you don’t wanna get lamped”!

by The Real Smellyface September 1, 2018

lapedota

Absolute dumbass. If you have this name you should reconsider your entire life.

You're a Lapedota, moron.

by lIlIlllIIIIlI January 5, 2017

Lapeda

A dumb word me and my friends made. Its to describe an animal that looks stupid and looks like it doesn't exist.

(Looking at a bird) Look it's lapeda!

by PINSECTO October 19, 2023

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

lated

Bored or unhappy. Opposite of elated.

How are you?
Ehhh, pretty lated..

by zoeydarlin January 13, 2008

lapadat

A type of oil found on the outside of basil leaves in the south central part of Boa Vista, Brazil. This oil is extemely rare and can be worth thosands of US dollars for a mL. Lapadat is well know for its consistency, distinct color and taste and is only used in the worlds most expensive resturants around the world.

The chef carefully added lapadat to a spice saffron salad topping and brought out the dish with a bottle of Krug Clos du Mesnil. The entree went for over $4000 US dollars

by david M. l...... March 27, 2009