Landonism

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.

A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”

by riyacq October 31, 2022

Landen

The finest man you will ever meet. Landen is someone who is ripped asf, sweet, funny, and has a smile that will have you on your knees in seconds. He never has a bad hair day and always comes to school looking like a million dollars. He’s a very kind boy and everyone around him can agree. He has lots of friends and lots of people that like him. He does sports and has good grades. If you’re like me you would do anything for Landen. ANYTHING. If you meet a hottie named Landen keep him around forever don’t you dare let that man away from your grasp. And if you do manage to keep him pray every night that he stays. If he leaves you, you might as well end it all. A life without Landen is not a life worth living. Live laugh love Landen!!!

My friend: omg did you see Landen today?

Me: yeah, I would totally carry his children

by ep4l November 19, 2022

Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.

"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."

by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012