Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

Kiwi’s Vibrator

Kiwi’s vibrator refers to a vibrator wielded by a girl during sleep.

ouch she’s gripping me like a Kiwi’s Vibrator.

by Kiwi’sBook October 21, 2020

Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.

Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.

by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023

Kiwi

"Kewenaw" is the long name for Kiwi. Kewenaw is an Indian tribe name that lived and roamed in Michigan. It is also a place in Michigan.

Kiwi is a name that means "squirell-like."

Kiwi is a name that can be irish.
A kiwi is an athletic being. A kiwi can be a twin or closley related to another person. Kiwi is a scorpio name that means water. A kiwi is a beautiful being with green eyes and blond hair. These are the traits of a common Kiwi. Overall, a Kiwi person is athletic, kind, maybe twin, green eyes, blond hair (irish), kind kind of person.

Kiwi also means "Squirell child."

A "Kiwi Bird" is a real bird that lives in warm climate.

Wow! Kiwi is so cool! She can climb that tree so fast. Yay! Kiwi got the kite down from the tree at the dogpark! She is like a squirell.

by 2Zabby2 June 9, 2017