kiddie porn

n. absolutely completely one of the worst things one can say about anything. 42354 times worse than bullshit.

"The Album 'MC Hammer: Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" is the biggest bunch of kiddie porn this side of the Mississippi"

by captain utah May 6, 2003

Kidd

A great Boyfriend. Sexy of course(: Is very lovable, hard to forget about. Friendly and the most amazing boyfriend i ever had<3

Kidd's favorite saying: I love you and always will protect you.

by Hope(: November 13, 2011

just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

by Implying713 July 6, 2011

kiddlet

children you really care about, but aren't your own kids. most of the time, with special needs.

"I spent time with my autistic kiddlets today, and it was great!"

by lexy_love July 21, 2009

kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

Kiddo

What Bill calls The Bride in Kill Bill. At first it seems to be a patronizing nickname until you realize her real name is Beatrix Kiddo.

Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.

The Bride: Bill, it's your baby.

Bill: Was my reaction really that surprising?

The Bride: Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you would or could do that to me.

Bill: I'm really sorry, Kiddo. But you thought wrong.

by Caribou_Barbie June 6, 2011

Jason Kidd

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).

NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"

by Jenni April 5, 2004